i will kill you so hard you will die to death
breakallofthelegs:

our-adventure-book:

Lol…waitwait a second.
This is brilliant!

Genius.

breakallofthelegs:

our-adventure-book:

Lol…wait
wait a second.

This is brilliant!

Genius.

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

sordidcrayons:

 #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING #SHE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG #WELL NOT MY MOM OKAY SHE DIDN’T IT WAS INJUSTICE #SHUT UP BATMAN YOU’RE RUINING THE SONG

Sue: You’re like a young Sue Sylvester.

Sue: You’re going to go so far kiddo, and i’m going to have the best time watching you do it.

Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.

killingcapulets:

Anons or not…come on babies.

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.
Teenage girls 364 days a year: My mom is such a complete bitch. She thinks she's allowed to control my life but I don't want to live by her stupid rules. I hope she dies and goes to hell because I hate her and I never want to see her ugly face again.
Teenage girls on Mother's Day: Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful loving woman I have met in my entire life, there aren't enough cards in the world to show my gratitude for my mother, I love you mom <3